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~*~ Some Laws ~*~

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Cannon’s Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O’Brien’s Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell’s Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Willoughby’s Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda’s Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen’s Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Howden’s Law :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you’re near the mailbox.

Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers:
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.

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Relationships, Romance, & Love….

Q. How long does it take to build a lasting relationship? 6 months? 1 Year? 2 Years? 5 Years? 10 years?

A. None of the above. It takes a lifetime of commitment. It is easy, perhaps, to start a romantic relationship. What takes effort, though, is to keep improving it while at the same time, not letting it fall. You may have gone out with someone for years and may think you have them figured out. That is unwise thinking. In the first place, you can’t know another person’s mind that well.

In the second place, people change, situations change. You are never “done” building your relationship. To make it last a lifetime, you have to work on it a lifetime. However, work does not mean a burden. True, it takes effort to do any work, but work can be satisfying and pleasurable. Seemingly tedious work done in building a relationship can lead to a lot of long term peace of mind, happiness, and even great pleasures.

A lasting relationship that gives pleasure throughout life and lets you have peace of mind is much better for your life than short term relationship that gives only pleasure on the short term.

Q. How does one find the right person?

A. When you look for the right person, don’t look for someone with all the qualities you desire. The probability of finding such a person is low, unless you commit a major part of your life to the search.

(If you do that, other aspects of your life may suffer, making you a less desirable person.) Look for someone who shows the potential of someone willing and able to build a lasting, happy relationship. Look for someone who has commitment.

If you are both the types who will and continue to work hard to make it work, the chances are that you won’t have to work too hard. Plan your life around long term goals. Before you start seriously dating someone, think if they are the right person for you in the long term.

Q. Is it ok to live with someone before marriage?

A. I’m not an authority on religious ethics, so that’s something you should first check with your belief structure. I will give some practical reasons why I believe that it is often not a wise idea. By living together unmarried, you build barriers between the two of you that don’t disappear after marriage.

For example, you get used to separating your certain key finances that (in my opinion) a husband and wife should share. You get used to living without the special commitment to each other that is required of a marriage.

What ends up happening often is that not much changes after marriage. Now if you were a special committed couple and were already sharing all aspects of your life that a couple should (certain finances, responsibility without keeping accounts of who did how much), you are fine. However, in many cases, the life together without marriage only looks like a marriage from the outside, but isn’t anything like marriage on the inside.

There is major and fundamental difference between almost married and married. Marriage is not defined by sex. Marriage is not defined by a close friendship. Marriage is not even defined by having children.

Marriage is defined by an unfailing commitment to another human being. Your spouse is the relative that you choose, not a relative by birth. You should chose well, but then you should stick with what you choose.

(This does apply to a marriage, but it may not apply to other things in life like a job. They are different things.)

~*~ America’s Best/Worst Paying Jobs ~*~

Worst Paying Jobs:
• 1. Cooks, fast food
• 2. Food prep and servers
• 3. Dining, cafeteria attendants
• 4. Dishwashers
• 5. Waiters and waitresses
• 6. Shampooers
• 7. Gaming dealers
• 8. Food counter attendants
• 9. Hosts and hostesses
• 10. Amusement and recreation attendents

Best Paying Jobs:
• 1. Surgeons
• 2. Anesthesiologists
• 3. Obstetricians and gynecologists
• 4. Oral and maxillofacial surgeons
• 5. Internists, general
• 6. Prosthodontists
• 7. Orthodontists
• 8. Psychiatrists
• 9. Chief executives
• 10. Pediatricians, general

~*~ America’s Best/Worst Paying Jobs ~*~

Worst Paying Jobs:
• 1. Cooks, fast food
• 2. Food prep and servers
• 3. Dining, cafeteria attendants
• 4. Dishwashers
• 5. Waiters and waitresses
• 6. Shampooers
• 7. Gaming dealers
• 8. Food counter attendants
• 9. Hosts and hostesses
• 10. Amusement and recreation attendents

Best Paying Jobs:
• 1. Surgeons
• 2. Anesthesiologists
• 3. Obstetricians and gynecologists
• 4. Oral and maxillofacial surgeons
• 5. Internists, general
• 6. Prosthodontists
• 7. Orthodontists
• 8. Psychiatrists
• 9. Chief executives
• 10. Pediatricians, general

~*~ Girly Facts ~*~

Some Things about gals u wont ever understand.

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “95% of girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always b around “U”.

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl U like, likes U too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity.. ….
The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings… she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1.

Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)

10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly.
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life.
3. Have a bad hair day.

11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health, and leave u a total wreck.

What Did the Doctor Say?

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

Doomed From The Start?

Save yourself a heart break by reading the warning signs from the beginning of your relationship.

When you first start dating a man or woman who you have been attracted to, you might be all starry-eyed and dreamy. But, a few years later, you probably end up asking yourself what was I thinking, or worst case scenario — you spare yourself a few years of wondering and end the relationship. It isn’t uncommon for couples to start dating, and in the beginning really get along. But as time goes by you realise the relationship was a mistake and then wish you had seen the problems right from the start. While there is no way of knowing in an instant, it is possible to gauge whether a relationship is over even before it has begun, if only you look for the signs. What are those signs? Read on to find out.

Oh! My problems
When you first start dating, there are several things that you can talk about; what the person does, their likes and dislikes etc. However, if your date can only talk about their unending problems and how hopeless a place the world is, please read the signs and back off. If all your man or woman can do is whine about their problems instead of trying to know you better, you are probably heading for a relationship that will end up being bitter. Yes, if they are truly suffering because they have experienced something tragic — fair enough. But, if they are just the complaining sort, you’d much rather be with someone a little more positive and with a brighter perspective on life.

Stood you up
If there is a genuine reason, he or she deserves a second chance. But if it is a silly reason and they did not even bother to inform you, walk away now. Don’t wait for a few more stand-ups before realising this person is only full of excuses and can’t respect someone enough to at least inform them that he or she won’t show up. You need to assert yourself from the beginning and if they can’t treat you decently enough to make plans and then, at least, show up, they’re probably not worth keeping anyway.

Secrets
When two people get together and the relationship is new, there is no reason that one would want to keep it a secret, unless they are unsure about it. This is a sign that your man or woman is not sure about you and wants to buy time before making the relationship ‘official.’ If the person you have recently started dating wants to keep your relationship a secret, confront them and ask why. If the reason is valid, it’s up to you whether or not you want to stay with them. But, if they are being evasive, watch out, maybe there is a third party involved.

Your friends don’t approve
Your friends probably know you better than anyone else. If they are apprehensive about the new man or woman in your life, listen to them. Hopefully your friends are the kind of people who look out for you. Not the type that get malicious and poison your mind because they are jealous. If your closest friend, who you trust and will only have your best interests at heart warns you — don’t be blinded by love; listen to them. The fact that your friends see something wrong, is a sign that maybe you’re ill-suited with this particular man or woman.

Lying
A sure sign that your relationship isn’t going to get very far is when there are lies being said right from the beginning. If you find out that your new partner has lied to you about something, remember that he or she probably has the capacity to tell bigger lies later on as well. A relationship cannot survive without trust, and only a fool would trust a liar. So be aware of how much your partner is willing to bend the truth.

When a relationship goes wrong it can cause a lot of hurt and anger. Of course, it is hard to be guarded when you’re in love heart break, but you can at least try to avoid heart break by reading the signs.

~*~Love~*~

If love is to take a breath away
So, I am in love

If love is to cry when remember
So, I am in love

If love to miss and miss
So, I am in love

If love to belong to
So, I am in love

If love to die for
So, I am in love

If love to dream of
So, I am in love

If love to care about
So, I am in love

If love to adore
So, I am in love

If love to keep talking about
So, I am in love

If love to be from and for
So, I am in love

I admit.. I can’t hide..

I am totally in love

..11 Rules of Life..

Here is an excerpt from MicroSoft Owner “Bill Gates” speech to Students of High School in California, USA. This is worthwhile reading specially youths of all ages to learn about 11 rules they did not & will not learn in school.

ELEVEN RULES OF LIFE :-

Rule 1:
Life is not fair >>> Get used to it.

Rule 2:
The world won’t care about your self-esteem & will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3:
You will NOT make $40,000 a year – right out of high school & won’t be a Vise-President with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4:
If you think your teacher is TOUGH, wait till you get a BOSS.

Rule 5:
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity, your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping — they called it opportunity.

Rule 6:
If you mess-up, it’s not your parent’s fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes & learn from them.

Rule 7:
Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now, they got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes & listening to you talk about how cool you are. So, before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8:
Your school may have done away with Winners & Losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades & they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9:
Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers Off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself – DO that on your own time.

Rule 10:
Television is NOT real life, in real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop & go to work.

Rule 11:
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.

By Bill Gates