Na Chemistry Hoti, Na Love Hota

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota

Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

Which Baby R U?

————JANUARY BABY——————–
Pretty / handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

———-FEBRUARY BABY——————–
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality & abstract. Intelligent & clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy & humble. Honest & loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive & easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring & stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams & hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment & leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious & ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

—————–MARCH BABY ——————–
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy & reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous & sympathetic. Loves peace & serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative & returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant & assesses others.

——————APRIL BABY ——————-
Suave & compromising. Funny & humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm & cool. Kind & sympathetic. Concerned & detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever & knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up & / or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself & others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy / girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure & traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains.

—————–MAY BABY —————–
Stubborn & hard-hearted. Strong-willed & highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others & loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically & mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear & neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature & the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

————JUNE BABY ————-
You’ve got the best personality & are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends & be outgoing. You are a great flirt & more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, & may one day become a famous actor / actress yourself – heck, you’ve got the looks for it.

—————-JULY BABY ————–
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom & to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental & unpredictable. Moody & easily hurt. Witty & sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical & unnecessary things. Guides others physically & mentally. Sensitive & forms impressions carefully. Caring & loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary & sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past & the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

————AUGUST BABY —————
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud & boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with & talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking & singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

————SEPTEMBER BABY —————
Active & dynamic. Decisive & haste but tends to regret. Attractive & affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly & solves people’s problems. Brave & fearless. Adventurous. Loving & caring. Suave & generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself & others. Loves to travel & explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

—————OCTOBER BABY ——————-
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner & physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave & fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest & sexiest of them all.

—————NOVEMBER BABY ——————–
Trustworthy & loyal. Very passionate & dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy & mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner & outer beauty & independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional & temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily & very social in a group. Fearless & independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

—————DECEMBER BABY —————
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible… better than all of these other months! Loyal & generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games & interactions. Impatient & hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite & soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy & always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny & humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

Let’s Lay an EGG….

Let’s Lay an EGG….

The 99 Club…

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while

A lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, “Why are you so happy?”

The man replied, “Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don’t need too much – just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.”

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King’s woes and the servant’s story, the advisor said, “Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club.”

“The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?” the King inquired.

The advisor replied, “Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant’s doorstep.”

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy… So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, “What could’ve happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!”

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant’s life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor’s help, the advisor said, “Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.”

He continued, “The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they’re always yearning and striving for that extra 1 telling to themselves: “Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.”

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we’re given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires. That’s what joining The 99 Club is all about.”

LPG Cylinders (Expiry)

Have u ever heard about LPG gas cylinder’s expire date?
How to find LPG cylinder’s expiry date?

Very important information.

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha-numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -

A for March (First Qtr),
B for June (Second Qtr),
C for Sept (Third Qtr), &
D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would means the cylinder can be used till December 2006.

Share this message with everyone you know, UR cooperation can create awareness among the public & avoid some probable accidents.

Recognise Him?

SOURCE: E-Mail Forward

KISS

The first sight of an angel
It’s like a diamond glistening in the sun
The most beautiful image I’ve ever seen
And the first time I saw you
I felt my broken heart being put back together again

I was speechless
I must have been in heaven
For that’s where angels exist
I must have been dreaming
For it felt as if we were the only two there

Then I opened my eyes
Awakened from my dreams by a kiss
A kiss from an angel
A kiss from you

Symantec Admits to Serious Hole

Symantec Admits to Serious Hole in its Antivirus Software
By Digital Journal Staff

Digital Journal — Researchers at eEye Digital Security have discovered a serious flaw in Symantec Corp.’s antivirus software that could put millions of computers at risk of a crippling worm attack.

The vulnerability in Symantec’s business security software means an attacker could create a worm capable of taking over a user’s computer and destroying programs and files. The threat has been given a “high” rating because a malicious hacker could exploit the flaw to get on a user’s PC to edit, remove and delete programs and files.

SOURCE (Click Here): Symantec

18 Danger Days

BMC has decided to shut 122 municipal schools in 179 low-lying areas on days when the sea level is expected to rise higher than four metres this monsoon.

According to the Met department, there will be 18 such days this monsoon. BMC education officer NK Shitole said, “The schools will remain shut on the specified days, as flooding is likely. Teachers of these schools will be required to make up for lost days by taking additional classes on Saturdays.”

BMC officials said this step was taken since many students were stranded on July 26 and other high-tide days last year.

“Even private schools in low-lying areas will be asked to remain shut during a rain alert,” Shitole said.

BMC’s education department officials said they were finalising a plan to ensure the safety of school children in case of floods.

“We are coordinating with various govern- ment agencies and NGOs to provide food and shelter to children stranded during floods. Also, physical trainers of all municipal schools have been given training in emergency rescue operations,” said Shitole.
The danger days

June
? June 13 (1.43 pm)
? June 14 (2.56 pm)
? June 16 (3.11 pm)

July
? July 12 (1.23 pm)
? July 13 (2.05 pm)
? July 14 (2.48 pm)
? July 15 (3.31 pm)
? July 16 (4.13 pm)

August
? August 9 (12.16 pm)
? August 10 (12.56 pm)
? August 11 (1.36 pm)
? August 12 (2.17 pm)
? August 13 (2.58 pm)

September
? September 7 (11.48 am)
? September 8 (12.27 pm)
? September 9 (12.52 am and 1.05 pm)
? September 10 (1.38 am and 1.42 pm)
? September 11 (2.25 am and 4.20 pm)

Shape of my Heart